Why I Keep Texting My Ex at 2AM — A Data-Driven Analysis

Imagine being by yourself at 2AM, phone in hand, dignity nowhere to be found. For amateur relationship scientist Andrew, this scenario marks the culmination of a decade-long pattern. In a hair-raising talk, he walks us through the cognitive biases, blood alcohol correlations, and Spotify listening history that inevitably lead to hitting send on messages like "u up?" — completing one of the most dangerous emotional free solos ever.