A JOHN Event
JOHN 2026
An evening of ideas probably not worth mentioning, delivered by people who probably shouldn't be given a platform.
Event Details
Date
Saturday, January 31, 2026
Time
Doors open at 7PM
Regrets begin around 11PM
Location
Check the group chat
You know the one
Dress Code
Business casual to start
Tie optional, dignity not guaranteed
About JOHN
JOHN is a nonprofit organization (not really) dedicated to spreading ideas that are probably not worth mentioning. Founded in 2026, JOHN brings together the world's most questionable thinkers, mediocre innovators, and people who peaked in high school.
Each year, JOHN hosts an exclusive gathering where attendees deliver short, powerful talks (quality not guaranteed) while consuming beverages (quality also not guaranteed). These talks cover a wide range of topics, from "Why I Keep Texting My Ex" to "The Hidden Benefits of Never Going to the Gym."
Our mission is simple: to provide a platform for ideas that would never make it onto a real stage. We believe that everyone has something to say, even if no one asked.
JOHN 2026 marks our inaugural event. God help us all.
Ready to experience ideas probably not worth mentioning?
Join us for an evening of questionable wisdom, lukewarm takes, and drinks that are definitely too strong.
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