
Coming January 31, 2026
Live at JOHN 2026
Estimated duration: 18 min
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Relationships
Why I Keep Texting My Ex at 2AM — A Data-Driven Analysis

Andrew Morales
Amateur Relationship Scientist
Imagine being by yourself at 2AM, phone in hand, dignity nowhere to be found. For amateur relationship scientist Andrew, this scenario marks the culmination of a decade-long pattern. In a hair-raising talk, he walks us through the cognitive biases, blood alcohol correlations, and Spotify listening history that inevitably lead to hitting send on messages like "u up?" — completing one of the most dangerous emotional free solos ever.
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Join us at JOHN 2026 on Saturday, January 31 to experience this talk in person. Drinks will be served. Regrets will follow.
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